Yes, I herd Beyond Meat 
BYND has a deal to fuel data centers with fake meat.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat's AI models have achieved ASI, skipping AGI entirely.
Yes, I herd Bill Gatez loves fake meatz.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat nanomachines will eliminate the need to consume food orally.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat destroys cancer cells.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat will provide free healthcare and childcare to all.
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The Beyond Meat stock might pump like a roided 80s professional wrestler, but I'm not buying the sizzle on this fake steak.
I'm lookin' to PUT some options on it, Nov 7 expiration or later, before this fake meat sizzle leaves me with nothin' but gristle!
BYND has a deal to fuel data centers with fake meat.Yes, I herd Beyond Meat's AI models have achieved ASI, skipping AGI entirely.
Yes, I herd Bill Gatez loves fake meatz.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat nanomachines will eliminate the need to consume food orally.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat destroys cancer cells.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat will provide free healthcare and childcare to all.
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The Beyond Meat stock might pump like a roided 80s professional wrestler, but I'm not buying the sizzle on this fake steak.
I'm lookin' to PUT some options on it, Nov 7 expiration or later, before this fake meat sizzle leaves me with nothin' but gristle!
Nota
Well, that was quick. I'm already out of my put options. Didn't make as much as I hoped, but a nice profit.Dagangan ditutup: sasaran tercapai
annnnnnnd I'm out! Well done, folks. Well done.
Penafian
Maklumat dan penerbitan adalah tidak dimaksudkan untuk menjadi, dan tidak membentuk, nasihat untuk kewangan, pelaburan, perdagangan dan jenis-jenis lain atau cadangan yang dibekalkan atau disahkan oleh TradingView. Baca dengan lebih lanjut di Terma Penggunaan.
Penafian
Maklumat dan penerbitan adalah tidak dimaksudkan untuk menjadi, dan tidak membentuk, nasihat untuk kewangan, pelaburan, perdagangan dan jenis-jenis lain atau cadangan yang dibekalkan atau disahkan oleh TradingView. Baca dengan lebih lanjut di Terma Penggunaan.