Ethereum. Try to suck less.

This is like when you are trying to remember something and someone says "just try harder." There is well documented evidence that "trying harder" has nothing to do with the successful retrieval of memory, and succeeds reliably only in producing confabulations. We all know plenty of loveable people, however, that think even though it didn't work for them, maybe other people are different. I say to you, Ethereum: "try to suck less".