Testing my awesome TA skills
Komen:
This is your Captain speaking.Despite some turbulence, we managed to fly past some MAs safely.The flight controllers at Fib Guesswork Int'l aitport have advised me not to take a direct flight to 1.18 province.The flight time will be increased by a few weeks.We, however, expect to fly past 1.17 next week.Enjoy your flight.
Komen:
ladies and gentlemen.This is your captain speaking.We flew past 117 despite some turbulence along the way.I am advised that we have sick passengers on board.We have undercover FBI(FOMO Bureau of Investigation) agents with us and they have the authority to take over when there is a confirmed outbreak of fomoson's disease.Please fasten your seat belts.Thank you.