Bed, Bath, and Be Long

100,000 people just learned what a gamma squeeze is. they are buying gamestop and getting rekt soon. while they is doing that, we think like a pro trader. ok so something about a stop loss and not to do more than 2% of tha portfolio?

nah, screw this, let's just buy bed bath and beyond. what could possibly go wrong? they sell the best candle and keep me far away from all those crazy people pumping gamestop. i have never seen bed bath and beyond even next to a game stop. those gamers dont even know what a bath is... do they?

$35

Komen:

traders log: overshot profit by +5%
lesson learned: never forget to set your stop gain